Rules to Live By #2: Ground Control

Most people don’t realize the remarkable benefits of laying down on the floor. You have room to stretch your legs, and you are upholding an ancient tradition. There is no proof that primative people slept on the floor, but nothing disproves it either. Why the heck would they have beds if they didn’t agriculture? It’s hard enough for me to make a bed after sleeping in it, I can’t imagine primative people making (building) a bed. Secondly, we as a society use the ground as a safe harbor. In tornado drills, we get in the hall and get on the ground. In bomb drills, we got on the floor under our desks. When someone is on fire, they are to stop, drop to the ground, and roll. In conclusion, when life’s got you down, get on the ground. It’s firm and good for your back, and when people have already walked all over you, you’re with your own kind.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s